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Records Management Program <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:38:49 -0600
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Just Because It's Friday - Politically Correct Funisms
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Hi -
Couldn't help but share some PC terms for our Friday funtimes, to go along with earlier discussions this week (sorry, I left off the one for Dirty Old Man - what can I say, I'm a chicken).

Sharon Blackstock
Lakewood CO


Lazy: Motivationally deficient.

Fat: Horizontally challenged.

Fail: Achievement deficiency.

Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.

Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.

Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.

Worst: Least best.

Wrong: Differently logical.

Ugly: Cosmetically different.

Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.

Short: Vertically challanged.

Dead: Living impaired.

Spendthrift: Negative saver.

Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.



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