I can't help myself from passing this one along given the up-coming weekend:

What do U.S. Congress"persons" say to each other on Wednesdays?  "Have a
nice weekend."


On 6/30/06, Norman Owens <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
>  Of course an oxymoron can shift between its poles depending upon the
> context:
>
> "Legalized Theft"  :  Seems legal now but looks like theft later?  Is
> Theft ignored "legal"?
>
>
>  On 6/30/06, Sharon Blackstock <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >
> > Hi -
> > Couldn't help but share some PC terms for our Friday funtimes, to go
> > along with earlier discussions this week (sorry, I left off the one for
> > Dirty Old Man - what can I say, I'm a chicken).
> >
> > Sharon Blackstock
> > Lakewood CO
> >
> >
> > Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
> >
> > Fat: Horizontally challenged.
> >
> > Fail: Achievement deficiency.
> >
> > Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
> >
> > Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
> >
> > Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.
> >
> > Worst: Least best.
> >
> > Wrong: Differently logical.
> >
> > Ugly: Cosmetically different.
> >
> > Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
> >
> > Short: Vertically challanged.
> >
> > Dead: Living impaired.
> >
> > Spendthrift: Negative saver.
> >
> > Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.
> >
> >
> >
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