You might try a few of Shakespeare's responses to RIM queries:
 
"Be sure of it, give me the ocular proof"
 
"Bring me no more reports, let them fly all"
 
"The first thing we do,let's kill all the lawyers"
 
"What is past is prologue"
 
and in response to the paperless society,
 
"It would be an argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest  
forever"
 
Have a fun weekend,
 
Bill Benedon

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