North Pole Business Insider has exclusively learned that United Christmas
Consolidated Corporation (UCCC) has scheduled an emergency press conference
for December 24th where it is expected to announce that Christmas 2014 is
cancelled.

The shocking announcement is expected to receive a frosty reception from
families and retailers alike, although some harried shoppers we spoke to
this morning reported experiencing an astonishing sense of relief and deep
well-being upon hearing the news.

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