I believe someone posted this one to the list years ago:

    Everyone else was gone for the day and the executive stood at the
shredding machine with a document in his hand and a puzzled look on his
face. An office worker asked if she could help.
    "I never know how to work these things," the executive said.
    So the office worker turned the shredder on and fed the document
through.
    "Thanks," the executive said. "That's an important document. Better
make me three copies."

Gary Link, CRM
Pittsburgh, PA  

-----Original Message-----
From: keith.harris [mailto:[log in to unmask]] 
Sent: Friday, August 15, 2008 2:47 PM
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Subject: [RM] Funny-Story-Jokes

Great and Wonderful RM Family:
Houston Community College Records Management/Document Imaging is
featured in our IT news letter. Does any one have any Fun, Humorous,
Jokes that could capture the readers attention for  them to read the
article.
Do appreciate  everyone's input.
Thanks:
Keith V. Harris
Records Retention Manager
Houston Community College
3100 Main Street - MC 1781
Houston TX 77002
Office: - 713/718-5155
Cell :   - 281/638-0550
 
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