Coming from a city where pidgeons and grackles are considered pests worthy 
of our best efforts at target practice, I'm just wondering how to import 
them to Texas and stock the City of Fort Worth fountains...LOL!  Our fair 
city has hired professional falcon bird handlers to manage the problem along 
with many other measures, but having some "Killer Catfish" in town might 
just help the problem.

Oh dear, I may have just offended all members of PETA, so I'll confess right 
now that my first traffic fatality involved a pidgeon that did not move fast 
enough when I approached the corner.  In all fairness to me,  he was not in 
the crosswalk and I was not formally prosecuted, although I was highly 
suspicious of the amount of bird droppings on my car in the days following 
the incident.

Angie (Tongue Firmly in Cheek) Fares 

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