I prefer limericks -
This is the listserv admin
I'm thinkin' your lights have gone dim!
You can't unsubscribe
To us listserve-wide
Our inboxes are filled to the brim!
So here once again is my letter
I wrote it to make RMs better
The listserv has rules
And if all use these tools
We'll all like each other forever!
or
There once was an RM in heaven
With trillions of boxes times seven
God said "No more mail!"
"Or I'll send you to 'hale'!" (God was from the south)
So she sent the wrong message to list-land
'Bye!
Sharon G. Blackstock, CRM
Central Records Administrator
Lakewood City Clerk's Office
480 S. Allison Pkwy, Lakewood CO 80226-3127
Direct: 303-987-7091 Fax: 303-987-7088
Email: [log in to unmask]
Website: www.lakewood.org
Lakewood's records management objectives: 1) Information is available when needed; 2) Records of permanent value are preserved; 3) Non-permanent records are destroyed per approved retention schedules; 4) Discarded paper is recycled.
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