What is your favorite Christmas movie/special that you try to watch each year?
Definitely the Grinch - the original animated one with Boris Karloff doing the voice. Max's facial expressions are hilarious and the song is filled so perfectly with disgusting adjectives describing the Grinch. It's just so fun!
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!
You're a rotter Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
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