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Coming from a city where pidgeons and grackles are considered pests worthy
of our best efforts at target practice, I'm just wondering how to import
them to Texas and stock the City of Fort Worth fountains...LOL! Our fair
city has hired professional falcon bird handlers to manage the problem along
with many other measures, but having some "Killer Catfish" in town might
just help the problem.
Oh dear, I may have just offended all members of PETA, so I'll confess right
now that my first traffic fatality involved a pidgeon that did not move fast
enough when I approached the corner. In all fairness to me, he was not in
the crosswalk and I was not formally prosecuted, although I was highly
suspicious of the amount of bird droppings on my car in the days following
the incident.
Angie (Tongue Firmly in Cheek) Fares
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