Wow!
You guys really lost Bill's input to the list over this? I hope your
business succeeds.

Chris Flynn

-----Original Message-----
From: Records Management Program [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
Behalf Of Roach, Bill J.
Sent: Thursday, May 05, 2005 3:24 PM
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Subject: Re: Time Warner/Iron Mountain - lost records

I suspect that the members of this group ought to start a business.
Based in the rhetoric I have heard here for the last several days, I
would expect whatever was started would be wildly successful.

As I believe I understand it, the company would never, ever, make a
mistake.  No mishandlings, mix-ups, mishaps or misunderstandings.  The
organization would always under-promise, over-deliver, and out-perform
while providing exemplary service for bargain prices with all terms and
conditions printed in 16 pt bold print.

The company would provide a full time media services contact that would
be explicitly honest and would immediately divulge any oversights,
accidents or incidents to whom ever called, even if the client wished
that the information be held in confidence.  As a side note, the
individual would also be assigned to other tasks for an average of 50
hours a week because we do not expect that any issues will ever arise.

Please let me know when you get the enterprise underway.  I may well be
willing to invest in a venture that has no possibility of a downside.

Signing off, Bill R

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