<I hope you find my slow roasted flesh to your liking. ...  Like any Yule
log I now must now, having provided the list with warmth, fall to list
ashes.>

Well, it's one way of keeping warm in an Idaho winter!  8-)


Ginny Jones
(Virginia A. Jones, CRM)
Records Manager
Information Technology Division
Newport News Dept. of Public Utilities
Newport News, VA
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-----Original Message-----
From: Records Management Program [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
Of Chris Flynn
Sent: Friday, December 03, 2004 2:34 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Records Manager Salaries

We are not all as cranky as Mr. Flynn. 8-)

Woe is me! AS I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. I know
not why this mantle has been cast upon me. Woe is me! Woe is me! Surely I
can jest, but a little without feeling the lash of my erstwhile compatriots
breaking skin upon the list wheel. Woe is me! Woe is me! Where I ask is the
humanity, the compassion, the limited support, found in most Microsoft
agreements, and so lacking here. I hope you find my slow roasted flesh to
your liking. Woe is me! Woe is me! Like any Yule log I now must now, having
provided the list with warmth, fall to list ashes. Woe is me! Woe is me!
Where is the goddess to defend me? Where is my PA? Oh! The agony. Oh the
anguish. Oh the pain. Woe is me! Woe is me!

Chris Flynn

P.S. Anyone have Mel Gibson's phone number handy?

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